Who is to blame?

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.

Somebody got angry about this because it was Everybody’s job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done!

The Boat

Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish.

One said to his friend, “mark this spot so that we can come here tomorrow.”

The next day when they were driving to rent the boat, the same one said, “did you mark that spot?” His friend replied, “Yeah, I put a big ‘X’ on the bottom of the boat.” The first one said, “You fool! What if we don’t get that same boat today!?!?”