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THE LAUGHING BUCK – Bear Hunting

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast, but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door, and yelled to his friend inside, “You skin this one while I go and get another!”

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.

 STEWED TOMATOES
A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he’s worried about getting seasick. The doctor says, “Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.” The guy says, “Will that keep me from getting sick, Doc?” The doctor says, “No, but it’ll look real pretty in the water.

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