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Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, they had an apple.
My mother and father were driving when she was pulled over by the police. Mom was in a hurry and told the officer so.
“I understand, ma’am,” he said. “But I have to ticket anyone over 55.”
Mom was beside herself. “That’s discrimination!” she shouted.
The officer calmly explained, “I meant the speed limit.”
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
He’ll dessert you.
Why did the skeleton call off the wedding?
His heart wasn’t in it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to be my valentine?
After painting the bedroom walls, my husband prepared to put back the pictures.
“How should I hang them?” he asked me.
“Too high or too low?”
