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The Laughing Buck; Interview with a snowman.

Football Blame

Three fans were talking about the sad state of their local club.

The first fan said, “I blame the manager; if we could sign better players, we’d be a great club.”

The second fan said, “I blame the players; if they made more effort, I’m sure we would score more goals.”

The third fan said, “I blame my parents; if I had been born in a different town, I’d be supporting a decent team.”

Q. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

A. “Give me my quarterback!”

Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define “great” he replied, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

SNOWMAN QUIPS

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money? 
A. In a snow bank.

Q. What’s a good winter tip? 
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. 

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer? 
A. A puddle!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? 
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? 
A. Frostbite.

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