You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”
Toddlers and the cup of tea
One day my mother was out, and my dad was in watching me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.
Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of “tea,” which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was “just the cutest thing!”
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watched him drink it up.
Then she says,
“Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?”