Hilarious One-Liner Jokes
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
- Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport.
- It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic, and 200 million to make a film about it.
- Funny names for children: Hazel Nutt, Phil Hole, Anna Sasin and Doug Graves.
- Don’t give up. Moses was once a basket case!
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